Ever wanted to know how it feels to fly a fighter jet but you are stuck on a moon where there is no skies to be flown? GREAT NEWS! THE ENGINE (tm) IS YOUR SOLUTION! With a Top Speed in excess of 220 K/PH you are sure to get your kicks on this thrill of a lifetime!
FEATURES!
NO CONTAINED BALLAST! WHY WOULD YOU NEED IT? YOU GOT THE WHOLE SHIP TO BE A BALLAST FOR YOU! Our engineers over at Underqualified Shipyard have develouped this new way of horizontally traversing Europa's vast abyss!
ONE BIG ENGINE!
Putting out over 5000 SP, it's the newest engine from Underqualified Shipyard! The Pelvis Cruncher 5500! Capable of accelerating THE ENGINE to over 200 K/PH!
ALL BATTERIES HERE BAYEBEE!
THE ENGINE has five seperate batteries supporting all the POWER and of course the life support systems! Now you might be wondering, "Bob, how does one recharge these handy little batteries?" To which I simply have to laugh and say.... (We didn't think about that one)
COST EFFECTIVE!
THE ENGINE is quality made right here on Europa and due to expert craftsmanship on behalf of the Underqualified Shipyard team, you can have your very own THE ENGINE for a mere 3000 mk! Bargain right!?!?!
ORDER YOURS TODAY!
(Underqualified Shipyard is not responsible for any damage, illness or death)
