Do you run a gravship? Tired of wasting valuable square footage on “bedrooms” and “human dignity”?
Upgrade to the Powered Pod Bed™ * because your crew doesn’t need comfort, they need containment.
Features:
* Eliminates disturbed sleep (by removing the concept of being disturbable).
* Climate-controlled sleep chamber keeps pawns alive and productive.
* Maximize humans per tile while minimizing complaints per second.
### LEGAL NOTICE (READ OR DON’T, WE ALREADY GOT YOUR SILVER)
Powered Pod Bed™ requires a stable power supply for optimal operation. In the event of power loss, occupants may experience:
* Significant discomfort and feelings of confinement.
* Return of ambient noise and associated disturbed sleep.
* General awareness of their life choices.
Unit is not rated for medical procedures, surgery, or any activity requiring movement, dignity, or access to the patient.
Temperature regulation may incur extreme power draw in hostile environments. Users are responsible for not freezing or cooking their investments.
Pod is single-occupant only. Attempts at co-occupancy will fail, be rejected, or result in mood penalties. Romantic expectations not supported.
