Prome Systems - World's Largest Lifeboat (Lifeboat MK4)
Prome Systems - World's Largest Lifeboat (Lifeboat MK4)
[i]Size matters... But we never said in which direction.[/i]
Introducing the Lifeboat MK4, proudly marketed as the world's largest lifeboat... Totally... a bold claim backed by our refusal to carry a measuring tape. Measuring a commanding 4.25 meters long, 1.75 meters wide, and 2.75 meters tall, this titanic of a lifeboat seats up to 5 [u]brave[/u] souls.
With a mass of 682 kg and a price tag of just $13,473, it's the pinnacle of compact overconfidence. Built for short-range emergencies, the MK4 has an impressive theoretical range of 35 to 50 kilometers, or slightly more if you scream loud enough for help.
[b]Key Features:[/b]
• [i]Room for 5 (or 4 if anyone brings snacks)[/i]
• [i]Limited range, unlimited ambition (if you're lucky enough to get the model that comes with rations)[/i]
• [i]Top secret Prome Systems Infinite Electricity Device***[/i] PATENT PENDING
• [i]Extremely buoyant unless it isn't[/i] (Don't look into this!)
[i]Compared to some LEGO boats.[/i]
[i]Cramming may occur. Personal space sold separately.[/i]
[i]Definitely not powered with car battery and your prayers.[/i]
[b]Disclaimer:[/b] Not intended for major sea operations, large waves, small waves, or the presence of water in general. Do not taunt the lifeboat.
[i]Prome Systems, Trust Us and Die.[/i]
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