Prome Systems - World's Largest Lifeboat (Lifeboat MK4)
Size matters… But we never said in which direction.
Introducing the Lifeboat MK4, proudly marketed as the world's largest lifeboat... Totally... a bold claim backed by our refusal to carry a measuring tape. Measuring a commanding 4.25 meters long, 1.75 meters wide, and 2.75 meters tall, this titanic of a lifeboat seats up to 5 brave souls.
With a mass of 682 kg and a price tag of just $13,473, it's the pinnacle of compact overconfidence. Built for short-range emergencies, the MK4 has an impressive theoretical range of 35 to 50 kilometers, or slightly more if you scream loud enough for help.
Key Features:
• Room for 5 (or 4 if anyone brings snacks)
• Limited range, unlimited ambition (if you're lucky enough to get the model that comes with rations)
• Top secret Prome Systems Infinite Electricity Device*** PATENT PENDING
• Extremely buoyant unless it isn't (Don't look into this!)
Compared to some LEGO boats.
Cramming may occur. Personal space sold separately.
Definitely not powered with car battery and your prayers.
Disclaimer: Not intended for major sea operations, large waves, small waves, or the presence of water in general. Do not taunt the lifeboat.
Prome Systems, Trust Us and Die.
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