Have you ever looked at a chicken and thought, man, I really wish I could equip that. No? Well now you can with all new (patent pending) Poultry Based Warfare!
Featuring amazing features such as:
Fire the eggs straight out of your previously useless chickens, and into the hungry and about to be very bruised faces of your enemies!
Load chickens into mortars and fire them directly at your enemies!
And many more!
(Please note that your Poultry Based Warfare does not actually include any more.)
