This is the very machine that embodies strength, endurance, and determination. This contraption knows drive like no mortal can. When you were born, it was moving forward. When you were in school, it was moving forward. When you learned to drive, it was already moving forward. When you got married, it was still moving forward. When you had kids, it was moving forward. When you die, [b] it will still be moving forward. [/b] The sun will someday implode and all the stars in the universe will die off. What will this machine be doing?
IT WILL MOVE FORWARD!!!!!!
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[*] EVERY YEAR!
[*] EVERY MONTH!
[*] EVERY WEEK!
[*] EVERY DAY!
[*] EVERY HOUR!
[*] EVERY MINUTE!
[*] EVERY [b] SECOND! [/b]
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THIS MACHINE WILL [b] ALWAYS MOVE FORWARD! [/b] IT KNOWS NO EUCLIDEAN BOUNDS! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW POWERFUL IT IS?!?!? THIS MACHINE WILL OUTLAST THE ENTIRETY OF CIVILIZATION! ALL REMNANTS OF HUMANITY HAVE BEEN ERASED TO DUST! AND WHAT WILL THIS MACHINE BE DOING?
It will move forward.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the final frontier of modern technology. I do not present to you anything of human scale. I present to you The Tank That Moves Forward™. The founders of modern society could not [i] dream [/i] of what I show to your very eyes today. If you showed George Washington anything like this with even a [i] fraction [/i] of the power on display, he would collapse to his knees and weep. The human mind cannot fathom what has been shown here. I do not demand your money. I do not demand your support. But I want you to understand that this six-wheeled affront-to-God beauty is the pinnacle of human invention. This is the Tank That Moves Forward™, and it's a tank. And it moves forward.
