WHEN THE DEVS RELEASE SADDLES, IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PLAYERS TO PUT THEM ON THINGS
PRESENTING: THE RIDEABLE ROCKET 2000
WHAT DOES IT DO? IT GOES UP!
CLIMB ONTO YOUR VERY OWN ROCKET AND RIDE IT TO GLORY!!!
FEATURES:
- AN IMPRESSIVE FUEL TIME OF HALF OF ONE MINUTE!!!
- I HEARD YOU LIKED ROCKETS SO I PUT SOME EXTRA ROCKETS ON YOUR ROCKET SO YOU CAN ROCKET WHILE YOU ROCKET
- HANDLEBARS! THAT STEER! SORT OF! (ROLL CONTROL NOT INCLUDED!)
DOES NOT FEATURE:
- INSTRUMENTS! WE DIE BY THE SEATS OF OUR PANTS!
- PRESSURIZATION! BREATHING IS FOR THE WEAK!
- A RECOVERY SYSTEM! ONCE YOU PRESS THAT SPACEBAR YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE!!!
YEEEEHAW!!!
