M3 Centrifugal Discombobulator
This abomination features two rows of 10 jet engines each rotating freely around a point. Atop the outermost two engines sits a control seat. Jumping off at full thrust will launch you across the entire map multiple times (literally). There are also some ladders near the control seats in case you don't know how to use no-clip. The M3 can be used as a weapon, a catapult, the only limit is your own imagination.
[b] EPILEPSY WARNING: DUE TO THE INCREDIBLY FAST ROTATION, EPILEPTIC SEIZURES MIGHT OCCUR. OPERATE WITH CAUTION [/b]
You get launched the farthest if you launch from a flat open space, situated as high up as possible. You take damage when you ride the M3. When your character dies, it automatically leaves the seat. If you play with player damage off, the best time to jump is the moment the character would die if player damage were on.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:
- keep clear of jet blasts (radius 10 km)
- do not use orange juice as propellant
- children must wear seatbelts
- keep launch trajectory clear (up to 500 km)
- DO NOT USE ORANGE JUICE AS PROPELLANT
- engine noise doubles as mating call for nearby megalodons
The Boeing Company does not assume responsibility in case of injury or death. That is because Boeing did not design the M3. I don't assume responsibility either lol
