Texta Lexa Dingdong - Lockheed Fartin
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[*] Text your friends!
[*] Send profane language & obscenities to your enemies!
[*] Help your growing infant(ry) to learn to read!
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It's baby's first tactical communications relay, it's 97% Lua programmed by AI slop, it's none other than the brand-new Lockheed Fartin...
Texta Lexa Dingdong™!
In order to text your friends, all you have to do is:
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[*] Agree on a radio frequency with your friend that you will send messages to them!
[*] Agree on a radio frequency with your friend that they will send messages to you!
[*] Flip the itty bitty little switch to turn on both of your Texta Lexa Dingdongs™
[*] Press the letter on the keyboard that you want to type in the first slot of the above "write screen!"
[*] Press the overwrite character button on the bottom-right of the keyboard!
[*] Unselect the aforementioned keyboard letter!
[*] Press the "Next slot" button on the left-hand side of the write screen!
[*] Repeat steps 4-7 until you're finished writing your message!
[*] Press the "Send text message" button!
[*] Your message will now appear on your friend's "read screen!"
[*] Enjoy your typing!
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