- Text your friends!
- Send profane language & obscenities to your enemies!
- Help your growing infant(ry) to learn to read!
It's baby's first tactical communications relay, it's 97% Lua programmed by AI slop, it's none other than the brand-new Lockheed Fartin...
Texta Lexa Dingdong™!
In order to text your friends, all you have to do is:
- Agree on a radio frequency with your friend that you will send messages to them!
- Agree on a radio frequency with your friend that they will send messages to you!
- Flip the itty bitty little switch to turn on both of your Texta Lexa Dingdongs™
- Press the letter on the keyboard that you want to type in the first slot of the above "write screen!"
- Press the overwrite character button on the bottom-right of the keyboard!
- Unselect the aforementioned keyboard letter!
- Press the "Next slot" button on the left-hand side of the write screen!
- Repeat steps 4-7 until you're finished writing your message!
- Press the "Send text message" button!
- Your message will now appear on your friend's "read screen!"
- Enjoy your typing!
