🚀 CU-164 “Smoker”
High-Speed Anti-Ship Bomber
by Cube International
“Because sometimes, diplomacy needs a missile the size of a city bus.”
The CU-164 “Smoker” is what happens when Cube International looks at a warship and says:
“You shouldn’t be here anymore.”
Powered by two extremely loud jet engines and fueled by pure spite, the Smoker is a high-speed, low-altitude sea skimmer designed to obliterate enemy fleets and possibly your game performance.
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🔥 Armament:
• 4x GFM (Game Freezing Missiles)
• These bad boys are so big they have their own gravity.
• If one hits, the ship’s gone. If all four hit, the ocean might be gone.
• May cause spontaneous explosions, dropped frames, and panic.
• 4x Blitzer Short-Range Missiles
• Technically for air-to-air combat.
• Realistically for self-defense panic launches.
• Can be used to convince incoming jets that you’re probably not worth it.
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👨✈️ Crew Setup:
• Pilot: Does all the flying, bombing, panicking.
• Radar Operator:
• Doesn’t actually target anything.
• Just vibes in the back, watches a green screen, and controls a camera like it’s a Twitch stream.
• Says things like “You got a guy on your six” 5 seconds too late.
• Downward Ejection Seats:
• Because who needs altitude?
• Launches you into the ocean with speed and style.
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💨 Propulsion:
• 2x Jet Engines:
• Loud. Fast. Angrily glued to the airframe.
• Designed to get you to the target fast and get you away… slightly less fast.
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🧠 Special Features:
• Built-in “Frame Rate Equalizer” (a.k.a. the GFMs)
• Camera suite for “enhanced target observation” and/or TikToks
• Zero stealth. All aggression.
• Certified by Cube International for “maximum overkill”
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Whether you’re fighting a fleet or just trying to cause problems on purpose, the CU-164 is here to make sure someone has a very bad day.
Credits: HonzaVinCZ for the GFM's, ichi for the A2A missiles, ArCarru for the ejection seat microcontroller and Squet for the Missile firing microcontroler. Thank you for making great things to use!
