Babushka v3 - Strategic HighSpeed Cargo Platform
The Babushka v3 is a state-of-the-art, multi-role aerial logistics solution designed to meet the demanding needs of modern operators who value speed over aerodynamics, efficiency, or common sense.
Equipped with eight afterburning turbojet engines, Babushka v3 is capable of sustained cruise speeds exceeding 2,400 km/h, ensuring that your cargo arrives not only on time, but before physics notices.
Technical Specifications:
Top Speed: 2,400+ km/h (tested, survived)
Fuel Capacity: 650,000 liters (because you’ll need it)
Fuel Consumption: ~43 L/s at full thrust (remarkably “efficient” considering the engines are essentially strapped-on war crimes)
Operational Range: ~8,500 km (depending on how much you laugh while flying it)
Auto-Stabilization: Rock-solid in straight-line cruise; prone to “interpretive dance” when asked to turn
Crew Complement: Pilot + Copilot with automatic seat-swapping functionality (ergonomic chaos prevention)
Cargo Bay: Large enough for your hopes, dreams, and several shipping containers
Features:
Dual redundant cockpit interfaces with composite panels for authentic “I built this in my garage” vibes.
Integrated automatic control handover system, because losing control should at least look professional.
Handling characteristics best described as “Ballistic”.
The Babushka v3 is not just an aircraft — it is a statement:
Aerodynamics are optional. Thrust is mandatory.
Recommended for pilots who believe in one simple doctrine:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Send. It.
