"Welcome to customer service how may i help you today?" Tech support. "I think you said neck and spork" WHAT!? "If this is correct press 1, if this is not correct press the function key." But I DON'T HAVE ONE! "I think you said I dont have a function key. If this is correct press the function key" WHAT!? I SAID I DON'T HAVE A #### FUNCTION KEY!!
"You have waited too long. Goodbye." GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! TAKE THAT PILE OF JUNK AND DESTROY IT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ANYWHERE NEAR MY HOUSE AGAIN! GO, NOOOOOOWWWW!
