⚠️ Important Disclaimers (Please Read Before Crying) ⚠️
[b]THIS IS SIMULATION ONLY![/b]
WE HAD NO INTENTION TO PROMOTE OR ADVERTISE OR AFFILIATED WITH THESE DIGITAL CURRENCIES.
No real money or cryptocurrency is involved in this mod. It's just a game within a game. Your actual wallet is safe from your terrible investment decisions... for now.
This mod uses API to fetch real-time cryptocurrency prices for authenticity. Your internet connection will be used to grab this data, but no actual trading occurs on any real exchange.
🚀 Rim World Trading Sim - Because Your Pawns Deserve Financial Ruin Too! 🚀
[i]"Who needs food and medicine when you can lose your life savings to crypto!" - Randy Random, probably[/i]
Welcome to the most realistic mod RimWorld has ever seen! Why worry about mechanoid raids when you can experience the [b]real terror[/b] of watching your portfolio crash at 3 AM while your pawns are having mental breaks over eating without a table?
✨ Features That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices ✨
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[*] [b]Real-Time Crypto Trading[/b] - Watch actual cryptocurrency prices fluctuate while your colony burns down around you
[*] [b]Convert Silver to "USD"[/b] - Because apparently silver wasn't volatile enough for your taste
[*] [b]Multiple Cryptocurrencies[/b] - BTC, ETH, DOGE, and even more, You can type the symbol but add USDT! (example: WIFUSDT) Diversify your losses like a pro!
[*] [b]Professional Trading Interface[/b] - Complete with candlestick charts, because nothing says "surviving the apocalypse" like technical analysis
[*] [b]Portfolio Management[/b] - Track your gains and losses with the precision of a spreadsheet-obsessed accountant
[*] [b]Transaction History[/b] - So you can relive every poor decision in excruciating detail
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🎮 How It Works (Unfortunately) 🎮
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[*] Press [b]DEL[/b] (default) to open the trading terminal (because ESC is for quitters and you can change the keybind in the mod option)
[*] Deposit your precious silver and convert it to USD at configurable rates
[*] Watch helplessly as the market does whatever it wants
[*] Sell at a loss and blame manipulation
[*] Repeat until your colony has no silver left for important things like... literally anything else
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🛠️ For the Technically Inclined 🛠️
This mod is [b]completely open source[/b] because transparency is important when you're enabling financial simulation addiction!
[url=https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Farizonaadipradana%2FRimWorldCryptoTrader%2F]📁 Check out the source code on GitHub[/url][github.com]
Feel free to contribute, report bugs, or just stare at the code wondering how you got to this point in your life.
☕ Support the Developer's Coffee Addiction ☕
If this mod has brought you joy, despair, or that special feeling of watching numbers go up and down while your pawns starve, consider supporting the developer:
[url=https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbuymeacoffee.com%2Farizoenna]☕ Buy Me A Coffee[/url][buymeacoffee.com]
Your caffeine contributions help fuel more questionable modding decisions!
🎯 Perfect For Players Who... 🎯
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[*] Think RimWorld isn't stressful enough
[*] Miss checking their crypto portfolio every 5 seconds
[*] Want to explain to their spouse why they're yelling at a fictional trading screen
[*] Believe that post-apocalyptic survivors would definitely prioritize day trading
[*] Need practice losing money in a consequence-free environment
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📈 Pro Tips for Maximum Suffering 📈
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[*] Check prices during mechanoid raids for that authentic "panic selling" experience
[*] Always buy high, sell low - it's the RimWorld way!
[*] Convince yourself that your pawns' crypto gains will pay for that new hospital wing
[*] Remember: it's not gambling if you call it "investing"
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🐛 Known Issues & Future Plans (Work in Progress!) 🐛
[b]Current Bugs Being Fixed:[/b]
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[*] [b]Silver Withdrawal Chaos[/b] - When you withdraw USD back to silver, it currently spawns randomly somewhere on your maps. Your pawns will need to go fetch it and haul it back to your stockpile zones like some kind of cryptocurrency treasure hunt. Working on making this less... adventure-based.
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[b]Future Features (Because Apparently This Wasn't Complicated Enough):[/b]
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[*] [b]Futures & Options Trading[/b] - Because what your struggling colony really needs is the ability to bet on whether Bitcoin will go up or down next week. Leverage your way to even more spectacular losses!
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[i]Yes, the developer is fully aware that adding derivatives trading to a survival game about managing colonists is peak absurdity. No, that won't stop them.[/i]
[b]Installation:[/b] Subscribe, enable, and prepare for your colony's financial education!
[i]Warning: Side effects may include checking real crypto prices more often, explaining blockchain to your cat, and using phrases like "diamond hands" unironically.[/i]
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[b]Made with questionable life choices and an unhealthy amount of caffeine.
Not financial advice. Not survival advice. Barely advice at all, really.[/b]
