🎮 RimGames Framework
[b]Ever wondered what your colonists do during those precious 15 minutes between mechanoid clusters?[/b] Well, now they can finally achieve their life's true purpose: becoming basement dwellers who die from malnutrition while achieving high scores!
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What Is This ?
RimGames transforms your colony's "Gaming Computer" from expensive mood furniture into an actual portal of procrastination! Watch your colonists develop crippling gaming addictions while raiders politely wait outside for them to finish their Snake run.
[b]Features that definitely won't get your colonists killed:[/b]
• [b]Realistic Gaming Monitor[/b] - Complete with power LEDs that mock you when the solar flares hit
• [b]5 Built-in Classic Games[/b] - Because why fight for survival when you can play Minesweeper?
• [b]Modular Game Pack System[/b] - For when 5 ways to ignore responsibilities isn't enough
• [b]Skill Training[/b] - Your colonists gain Intellectual skill almost as fast as they lose sanity
• [b]Anti-Interruption Protection[/b] - Finally, something raid-proof in RimWorld!
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The Games of Procrastination
Classic Snake
Watch your colonist guide a snake to eat dots while actual snakes eat your chickens outside. The irony is palpable, and so is the hypothermia from leaving the door open.
Minesweeper
Perfect training for your colonists who need practice finding explosives! Much safer than the actual minefields around your base, and the only thing that explodes is their patience.
Asteroids
Shoot space rocks while space rocks prepare to crash into your colony! Your colonist will develop stellar shooting skills, which they'll definitely remember to use when those space rocks arrive with mechanoids attached.
Classic Pong
Two paddles, one ball, infinite opportunities for your colonist to ignore the "Human meat" meal they're supposed to be cooking. The simplicity is refreshing, unlike your colonist's hygiene.
2048
Combine numbers to reach 2048, which coincidentally is also the number of times you'll scream "PAUSE THE GAME, THERE'S A RAID!" Only to remember your colonist can't hear you through their gaming trance.
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Expansion Packs
[b]Want more ways for your colonists to ignore existential threats?[/b]
🔫 [url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3503430347][b]RimDoom Game Pack[/b][/url] - Let your colonists fight demons in a video game while real demons (mechanoids) fight their friends outside! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
🔫 [url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3503438338][b]RimOpoly Game Pack[/b][/url] - Let you gamble stocks on fictional interstellar companies -- in RimWorld!
🔫 [url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3503472357][b]Pawn-Man Game Pack[/b][/url] - Let you play as Pawn in Pawn-Man world.
[i]Additional game packs available separately. Check the workshop for more ways to doom your colony![/i]
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Installation Guide
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[*] Research "Microelectronics Basics" (because apparently we need to science our way into fun)
[*] Build a Gaming Computer (Joy category - the most expensive joy you'll ever install)
[*] Right-click and select "Play a game"
[*] Choose your game from the game selection menu
[*] Watch your colonist achieve gaming enlightenmen
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Support the Developer
The mod creator survives on approximately $200/month before taxes, which in current economy translates to "really good at eating crackers." If this mod brought you joy (or at least distracted you from your colony's inevitable doom), consider supporting:
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[i]Your support helps keep the developer caffeinated and prevents them from becoming a cautionary tale about the economics of modding.[/i]
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For Modders
Want to create your own Game Pack? The framework provides a clean API for masochists who enjoy debugging visual rendering issues at 3 AM!
// Example: How to make your colonists even less productive
public class MyGameDefinition : IGameDefinition
{
public string GameName => "Procrastination Simulator";
// Add more ways to doom colonies here
}
Full documentation available for those brave enough to venture into the source code abyss.
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