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⚔️ EPIC SWORD MOD ⚔️
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🗡️ The ultimate joke weapon for RimWorld – totally overpowered, completely unfair, and absolutely hilarious.
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🔥 FEATURES:
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- 💀 ONE-HIT KILL: Instantly kills *anything*. Colonists? Dead. Mechanoids? Gone. Thrumbo? LOL.
- ⚡ INSANE SPEED: Swings faster than your framerate can keep up with.
- 😂 TOTALLY UNBALANCED: Not even pretending to be fair.
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🔧 CRAFTING:
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- Can be crafted at the Smithy.
- Ridiculously cheap to make.
- Why? Because this sword laughs at balance.
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💡 USE THIS IF YOU:
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- Want to turn RimWorld into a god-mode sandbox.
- Are tired of your colonists dying all the time.
- Love dumb OP meme weapons.
- Need to blow off steam after 800 hours of vanilla pain.
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⚠️ WARNING:
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This mod is NOT lore-friendly.
This mod is NOT balanced.
This mod IS stupidly fun.
Play responsibly. Or don’t.
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💬 Feedback & memes welcome!
Enjoy breaking the game 😎
