Archotech Crefinery: it cremates, it burns, it s
🏭 Archotech Vanometric Crefinery
It cremates, it burns, it smelts, it refines… and yes, it recycles!
Tired of wasting half your glorious gravship space on a crematorium, a biofuel refinery, a smelter, and a recycling closet? An Archotech™ felt pity (or boredom) and decided to cram all of those into a single vanometric building.
Now you can:
Cremate corpses (raiders, pets, "accidents", that colonist that joined you against your will).
Burn apparel, weapons & drugs (goodbye 0.3% HP tainted parka or "MIA HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO KEEP THE FOUR LETTER WORD AWAY FROM THAT YAYO!").
Refine biofuel from wood, organics (i.e. dead raiders), or wastepacks (i.e. mechanoids turds, if you have biotech installed).
Smelt slag, primitive weapons & apparel back into useful metal, no more steel ikwas clutering your base.
Generate free power while doing all of the above, 'cause yes, you guessed, it's vanometric and vanometric means free energy.
All this in a clean, paintable 1×1 package that’s so shiny even dirt refuses to go near it.
⚡ Features
250,000 HP: because nothing's worse than a flake deprived colonist tantruming on your stuff.
0 flammability: the fireproof crematorium paradox. Can a fireproof crematorium be burned down by an all burnful crematorium ? And how many archotechs can dance on top of a needle ? Don't be afraid, you don't need to know the answer to benefit from our...
+100 Cleanliness: archoetch-grade hygiene. Let's say an invisible cloud of archites are at work to sterilize the room as we speak. What I get from playing this game is that you can solve most problems by using the words "spacer", "archites" and "vanometrics" (Maybe I shouldn't write that in the final version of the description, I'll replace this sentence with something else before pasting it on steam) !
+10 Beauty: impress your colonists while vaporizing grandpa and little Timmy who didn't listen when you told him to play outside the fridge. By the way, if you timmycount is getting too high, I may have another mod for you...
10× work speed: why wait? Don't you have a life outside that game. Even if I'm not sure I have I don't want to wait.
1000 W power generation: because slapping "Vanometric" in the name makes it true. Do I ever feel shame ? Who's "shame" ? Is she in the room with us ? Anyway...
📋 Requirements
Research: Biofuel Refining + Electricity.
Construction skill: 15: Archotech dreams are for genies, not highmates.
Materials: 80 Plasteel, 4 Spacer Components.
⚠️ Disclaimer
May blur the line between "efficient utility" and "cosmic joke." if you have a look at that demented archotech's history, you which one is the right one...
Archotechs deny responsibility for:
Accidental cremation of bonded animals,
Chemfuel-drunk pyromaniacs,
Philosophical crises regarding wastepack alchemy or why it's ok to religiously burn corpses with the same device you're using to dispose of crac- I mean, flake.
Check my other mods for extremely balanced🤡 content !
