Multiplayer! Vacuum! Truck! Mk 1!
What does multiplayer fun look like? Jumping out of a cargo plane? A sinking ship surival/rescue? Nuclear bombs? Well this is none of that. It's something better!
Introducing the Multiplayer! Vacuum! Truck! Mk 1!! This thing has everything you need to mess with people on the ground! With it's revolutionary 0-pressure player/npc vacuum, you can run over anything and it will be sucked up in seconds. When it's not sucking, it pressurizes the cabin to keep your victims alive longer!
Speaking of the cabin, it comes with chess, checkers, and a bed to keep trapped players engaged with each other. There's even a microphone so they can beg for release (and if you want, you can)!
In the control room, you can speed along so fast no one can outrun you! And with the soft, wide funnel attached to the front, if you can get them there, they are guarenteed to be sucked inside (there's even an enticing "Enter" sign you can activate to lure them in)!
What are you waiting for? This thing isn't banned anywhere, so take it and troll to your heart's content!
